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I fart in your general direction!
If I wanted you to read this I'd have posted it on the fucking internet.
Created on 2005-02-02 15:43:58 (#5994594), last updated 2007-03-25
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Basic Info| Name: | kc10930 |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-14 |
| Location: | Highland Mills, New York, United States |
BioName: Kevin
Alias: KC, MetalMan, Mullet, Gus
Age: older than my mom
Date of Birth: my whole life ago
Place of Birth: Cuntopia
Height: shorter than I was yesterday
Weight: less than I was yesterday
Skin Color: pale white with the occasional disfiguring scar
Eye Color: greenish kinda gray
Favorite Color: black
Favorite TV Show: Wondershozen, Beavis and Butthead
Favorite Movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Favorite Celebrity: Turd Ferguson
Favorite Food: people
Favorite Drink: blood and booze
Last Book Read: Bible of Satan
Last Book Written: instructional manual for GWAR’s nitro-burning funny bong
Hobbies: drinking, stinking, toking, smoking and fucking in a cop’s house
Last Raped Orifice: a tracheotomized neck
When I Get Mad: I cum in my pants
Philosophy: You’re not drunk enough until stretch marks turn you on
Turn Ons:
when drunk: stretch marks, acne, big noses, tracheotomies, bad breath, numbers under 18, ear infestions, armpit hair, puke, fart noises, glass bottles, socks, chaffed skin, menstrual blood, missing teeth, skid marks, eye patches, sandwiches, playing cards, envelopes, pencil sharpeners, dirty diapers...
sober: naked woman
Turn Offs: living people, sobriety
On Dates I Like To: check out other girls
Dream or Goal: offend the whole world
Greatest Accomplishment: offending everyone I know
Greatest Shame: finding out my ex’s true age from her mom
Quote: "If at first you don’t succeed you’re worthless. Kill yourself."-Kevin Monahan
A boy and his ax
Alias: KC, MetalMan, Mullet, Gus
Age: older than my mom
Date of Birth: my whole life ago
Place of Birth: Cuntopia
Height: shorter than I was yesterday
Weight: less than I was yesterday
Skin Color: pale white with the occasional disfiguring scar
Eye Color: greenish kinda gray
Favorite Color: black
Favorite TV Show: Wondershozen, Beavis and Butthead
Favorite Movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Favorite Celebrity: Turd Ferguson
Favorite Food: people
Favorite Drink: blood and booze
Last Book Read: Bible of Satan
Last Book Written: instructional manual for GWAR’s nitro-burning funny bong
Hobbies: drinking, stinking, toking, smoking and fucking in a cop’s house
Last Raped Orifice: a tracheotomized neck
When I Get Mad: I cum in my pants
Philosophy: You’re not drunk enough until stretch marks turn you on
Turn Ons:
when drunk: stretch marks, acne, big noses, tracheotomies, bad breath, numbers under 18, ear infestions, armpit hair, puke, fart noises, glass bottles, socks, chaffed skin, menstrual blood, missing teeth, skid marks, eye patches, sandwiches, playing cards, envelopes, pencil sharpeners, dirty diapers...
sober: naked woman
Turn Offs: living people, sobriety
On Dates I Like To: check out other girls
Dream or Goal: offend the whole world
Greatest Accomplishment: offending everyone I know
Greatest Shame: finding out my ex’s true age from her mom
Quote: "If at first you don’t succeed you’re worthless. Kill yourself."-Kevin Monahan
A boy and his ax ConnectInterests (102):
4/20, absurd, ac/dc, alcahol, alice cooper, amon amarth, beer, behemoth, being outside, black metal, black sabbath, blood, blue collar comedy, blue eyed devils, boobs, bound for glory, brutalism, budweiser, camping, cannibal corpse, carnivore, cartoons, chairs, chevy, confederacy, confederates, country lifestyle, cowboy hats, crusty socks, death, death metal, disfiguring scars, dismemberment, drinking, drugs, dungeons, eagles of death metal, evil, explosives, fighting, fire, george thorgood, getting fucked up, girls, git -r- done, graveland, guitars, gwar, hatecore, heavy metal, iced earth, iron maden, jeff foxworthy, judas priest, kilju, king diamond, lesbians, lynard skynard, megadeth, mentors, mercyful fate, metal church, morbid angel, motorhead, mountain climbing, music, nail clippers, nascar, nature, nevermore, nuclear rabbit, offending people, ozzy, pantera, playing guitar, political philosophy, pranks, rahowa, rebel flags, rednecks, rock, satan, sex, shintoism, skiing, skinhead chicks, skrewdriver, slayer, smoking, spinal tap, stand up comedy, stars and bars, swords, the grateful dead, the marx brothers, thor's hammer, trucks, tv, twisted sister, vommiting, white pride, wizard
External Services:
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