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blank [Mar. 25th, 2007|12:50 pm]
kc10930
[mood |blankblank]

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I wanna hear from everyone! [Mar. 18th, 2007|06:30 pm]
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[mood |drunkdrunk]

So, how was st. patrics' day for yall? Hoo got drunk? Anyone see a parade? Hoo puked? Hoo scored? Hoo blacked out n' woke up someplace interseting? I want to hear from EVERYONE!
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Zen Comics! [Mar. 16th, 2007|05:45 pm]
kc10930
[Current Location |UP YOUR NOSE!]

Hey, world! So, hoos gett'n fukt up 2marow? (wuss) I don't know what I'm doin, but I sure as hell ain't gonna remember it. Well anyhoo... yall shood go n' check out me online comic, Zen Comics! yeah. S0 g0 t0 http://www.freewebs.com/zencomics & get your blaze on. I SAID IT! Fuckin' get stoned!
Get ready for violence, nudity, drugs, Native American rockstars, Nazi Werewolves, A giant Eyeball Monster, a pot-head caveman and much more!
Read me comics, sign me guestboook, butter me toast, rewind me VCR... whatever.
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Wikipedia [Jan. 25th, 2007|12:39 am]
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In young boys, one of the most common causes of genital injury is when the toilet seat falls down while using the toilet [1]. Smaller children run the risk of drowning if they fall headfirst into the toilet. Injuries to adults include bruised buttocks, tail bones, and dislocated hips from unsuspectingly sitting on the toilet bowl rim due to failure to ensure that the toilet seat was down. Other injuries can be caused by the feet slipping or the toilet bowl collapsing under the weight of the occupant. Pinch injuries can also occur due to splits in plastic seats, and to the various parts of a seat in different configurations. Older high flush cast iron cisterns have been known to detach from the wall when flushed (by pulling a chain) causing injuries to the user. Injuries are frequently sustained by people standing on toilet seats to reach a height. There are also instances of people slipping on a wet bathroom floor, or from a bath and concussing themselves on the fitment.

Most of the injuries described in this article have been with Western-style toilets. Occurrences with squat toilets must undoubtedly exist, but remain to be better documented.

The 2000 Ig Nobel Prize in Public Health was awarded to three physicians from the Glasgow Western Infirmary for a 1993 case report on wounds sustained to the buttocks by collapsing toilets[2].
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My dog farted... [Jan. 15th, 2007|12:47 am]
kc10930
[mood |hornyhorny]
[music |I Kill Everything I Fuck - GG Allin]

but I took credit for it.
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06 sucked [Dec. 31st, 2006|08:00 pm]
kc10930
[mood |touchedtouched]

'07 will b worse. Yoo'll see.
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Enter a subjuct - your a Subject! [Dec. 27th, 2006|12:42 am]
kc10930
[mood |highhigh]

Kill people out of bordom. Money is just paper that gives me durgs. Mashed potatos on the window! Beer should be free. #9. N64. lmnop... YOUR MOM! the armies shal crumble. The coffee shall get cold. Dry ice will melt into dry water! Yoo'll see.
DEATH TO THE UNBORN!
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christmas sucks [Dec. 25th, 2006|10:24 pm]
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Fuck christmas
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` [Dec. 24th, 2006|10:23 am]
kc10930
I'm dreaming of a WHITE x-mas.
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Nightmares Come Ture! [Dec. 20th, 2006|01:03 am]
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Last night, I had a dream I was fucking a girl I don't like in real life, a girl I haven't heard from in months. Then 2day, she calls me. I don't pick up the fone so she leaves me a messsage telling me she folds underwear 4 a living. She spent a year being a bitch to me while compleatly fucking up her life & draging me down with her. I can never forgive her for that. In my dream she had nice booobs.
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