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| I wanna hear from everyone! |
[Mar. 18th, 2007|06:30 pm] |
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So, how was st. patrics' day for yall? Hoo got drunk? Anyone see a parade? Hoo puked? Hoo scored? Hoo blacked out n' woke up someplace interseting? I want to hear from EVERYONE! |
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| Zen Comics! |
[Mar. 16th, 2007|05:45 pm] |
Hey, world! So, hoos gett'n fukt up 2marow? (wuss) I don't know what I'm doin, but I sure as hell ain't gonna remember it. Well anyhoo... yall shood go n' check out me online comic, Zen Comics! yeah. S0 g0 t0 http://www.freewebs.com/zencomics & get your blaze on. I SAID IT! Fuckin' get stoned!
Get ready for violence, nudity, drugs, Native American rockstars, Nazi Werewolves, A giant Eyeball Monster, a pot-head caveman and much more!
Read me comics, sign me guestboook, butter me toast, rewind me VCR... whatever. |
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| Wikipedia |
[Jan. 25th, 2007|12:39 am] |
In young boys, one of the most common causes of genital injury is when the toilet seat falls down while using the toilet [1]. Smaller children run the risk of drowning if they fall headfirst into the toilet. Injuries to adults include bruised buttocks, tail bones, and dislocated hips from unsuspectingly sitting on the toilet bowl rim due to failure to ensure that the toilet seat was down. Other injuries can be caused by the feet slipping or the toilet bowl collapsing under the weight of the occupant. Pinch injuries can also occur due to splits in plastic seats, and to the various parts of a seat in different configurations. Older high flush cast iron cisterns have been known to detach from the wall when flushed (by pulling a chain) causing injuries to the user. Injuries are frequently sustained by people standing on toilet seats to reach a height. There are also instances of people slipping on a wet bathroom floor, or from a bath and concussing themselves on the fitment.
Most of the injuries described in this article have been with Western-style toilets. Occurrences with squat toilets must undoubtedly exist, but remain to be better documented.
The 2000 Ig Nobel Prize in Public Health was awarded to three physicians from the Glasgow Western Infirmary for a 1993 case report on wounds sustained to the buttocks by collapsing toilets[2]. |
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| My dog farted... |
[Jan. 15th, 2007|12:47 am] |
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| | I Kill Everything I Fuck - GG Allin | ] |
but I took credit for it. |
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| 06 sucked |
[Dec. 31st, 2006|08:00 pm] |
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'07 will b worse. Yoo'll see. |
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| Enter a subjuct - your a Subject! |
[Dec. 27th, 2006|12:42 am] |
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Kill people out of bordom. Money is just paper that gives me durgs. Mashed potatos on the window! Beer should be free. #9. N64. lmnop... YOUR MOM! the armies shal crumble. The coffee shall get cold. Dry ice will melt into dry water! Yoo'll see.
DEATH TO THE UNBORN! |
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[Dec. 24th, 2006|10:23 am] |
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I'm dreaming of a WHITE x-mas. |
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| Nightmares Come Ture! |
[Dec. 20th, 2006|01:03 am] |
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Last night, I had a dream I was fucking a girl I don't like in real life, a girl I haven't heard from in months. Then 2day, she calls me. I don't pick up the fone so she leaves me a messsage telling me she folds underwear 4 a living. She spent a year being a bitch to me while compleatly fucking up her life & draging me down with her. I can never forgive her for that. In my dream she had nice booobs. |
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| I can hypnotize yoo with my butt! |
[Dec. 16th, 2006|11:18 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | "I Wanna Fuck Myself" - G.G. Allin | ] |
Yes, I can hypnotize yoo with my butt. I just have to swing my pocket watch back and forth for some reason... and I do that for a while. Now, yoo stare deep into my brown eye |
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| Guess who remembered their password after a year |
[Dec. 12th, 2006|05:07 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | your mom | ] |
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| | library | ] |
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| | Everybody Must Get Stoned! | ] |
Man, I just wnet to court. It was boring. They took my case last even though they gave a verdict to the guy a got arrested with 6 or 7 cases befor me. I had to sit there for three fuking hours watching half the crowd pay up butt-loads of money and the other half getting hurded away in handcuffs and chains. An' they're was all these religious/patriotic shit everywhere. And the beaner sitting next to had way tooo many buritos this morn'n. And I'm just sitting there completly sober without moving for three fucking hours!!! It was such a complete waist of my time that just sitting through it was punnishment enough so I got off on all 3 charges. I just gotta not get arrested for 1 year and they'll forget about it. |
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| because I said so |
[Jan. 19th, 2006|02:11 pm] |
TELL ME ABOUT YOU
1. name:
2. birthday:
3. place of residence:
4. what makes you happy:
5. what are you listening to now/have listened to last:
6. do you read my lj:
7. if you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:
8. an interesting fact about you:
9. are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. favourite place to be:
11. favourite lyric:
12. best time of the year:
13. best album of 2005:
14. where would you take me/where would you like me to take you on a date:
RECOMMEND
1. a film:
2. a book:
3. a band, a song and an album:
PLUS
1. one thing you like about me:
2. two things you like about yourself:
3. put this in your lj so i can tell you what i think of you. |
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| A, B, c, D, 3, f, blue... |
[Jan. 13th, 2006|02:49 pm] |
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| | "Paranoid" - Ozzy | ] |
A- Age you lost your virginity?: 17
B-Birthday?: October 14
C- Dream Car?: The one I got
D- Dads name?: same as me
E- Easiest person to make you laugh?: Marry Jane
F- Food you eat most?: table scraps, whatever people don't finnish
G- Any encounter with ghosts?: You can never tell with me. I don't trust what I see or hear any more.
I- Interesting fact people don't know about you?: I pick other peoples noses sometimes.
J- Jumped in a pool with all your clothes on?: Once, to save my sister at my aunts house.
K- Kissing with eyes open or closed?: Closed
L- Last time you did something "bad"?: "Bad"? always I guess.
M- Most memorable moment you can think of in a minute?: First time one of my teeth got punched out. Age 6. Highschool age nigger.
N- Nicknames?: KC, Guss, Crazy Kevin, Metalman
O- Whats your most valued possession?: My swords.
P- Person you last talked to on the phone?: ?
Q- Quote that you feel represents you right now?: "You keep think you're dying when the bottle's your best friend." - '18 and Life' by Skid Row
R- What are you allergic to?: couldn't tell ya
S- Song you last sang out loud?: "Race War Rising"
T- Time you woke up?: I think I'm still slepping.
U- U like to sing soft or loud?: LOUD! Very loud.
V- Vegetable you hate most?: I like all foods.
W- What are you most afraid of?: surgury
X- X- rated love life?: Sometimes, it's been 2 months
Y- Yellowcard or GreenDay?: ...to kill first?
Z- Zodiac Sign?: Libra |
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| Suicide |
[Jan. 10th, 2006|11:46 am] |
| [ | music |
| | "Sweet Little Sister" - Skid Row | ] |
Have you ever just wanted to cut your wrist and cry yourself to sleep? Go fuck yourself! Would all you suicidal emo assholes just shut the fuck up!? Shit! We all have problems in our lives. I'm fucking sick of hearing this shit all the time. Look at yourselves. You're probably still in highschool. You live in a nice house, with your parents, for free. You get free food, clothes, housing, water, electricity, dentists, doctors, psychiatrists, medication. You're not that poor if you got a computer, TV, emo CD's... so you got money too. But you have it sooo bad. I mean you have to be home at 11? You can't brorrw the car? You forgot to study for a quiz? That's horrible! You know what you should do??? Kill yourself! You never fucking shut up about it. "I'm gonna do it!" "I'm really gonna do it this time!" "For real" Just shut up and do it so I don't have to hear it any more! I'll help you! I'll do it for you! There's so many fun and interesting ways to die. Just fucking pick one! Shove a granade up your ass. Drive a car threw your parents house. Feed yourslf to paranas. Jump into a jet intake. Get in a fight with me. Cut your feet off and run a mile. Eat a cheese grader. Commit Sepuku. Anything! I don't care. Here's an interesting idea... stop listening to emo music. And I don't wat to hear any of that "It helps to know other people feel what I feel" bullshit. Everyone feels what you feel! Everyone is going threw what you're going threw. Just not everyones bitching about it all the time!
Do you want to know the secret to life? These emo-tions are what society is built around. Do you think religion would exist if life didn't suck? Anyone would want to go to heaven after a lifetime of dissapointment and hardship. Anyone would like some all-powerful, omnipoent deity to make everything beter. Do you think government would exist if life was easy? Wars are fought, people kill and die to set up and defend government and cultures they believe will make all their problems go away. The truth is that all emotion comes from pain. Music, art, phylosophy, politics, faith, everything that makes up an intellogent beings concensness and perseption of reality comes from how we deal with pain. Some people pray, some vote, some fight, some do drugs, some express themselves through art or even try to help others. If you want to kill yourself to escape the pain, nobody can realy stop you so just quit your bitching, die, and leave us to our miserable lives. But if you want to know my secret... Don't hurt yourself. Hurt other people. As may as you can, and have fun doing it. And if you moraly object to this, kill yourself. |
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| Tune my fish. |
[Jan. 9th, 2006|08:33 pm] |
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| | "The Joker" - Steve Miller Band | ] |
Does anybody know how to tune a bass? I don't have a tuner for it. Does anybody know the relitive tuning for a bass? |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 6th, 2006|01:19 am] |
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| | "Bloodshed" - Amon Amarth | ] |
I farted on my dog. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 2nd, 2006|11:41 am] |
| [ | music |
| | "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog" - CCR | ] |
Pull my finger. |
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